Bootstraps
Dude... you're broke? I literally added you to the Japan trip group chat, and you're unemployed? Dude, you gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps like my Dad says. There are plenty of ways to make money, dude.
I know this one guy who makes fursuits for software developers, and that's like money on top of money. You know how much software developers make, dude? You GOTTA start making fursuits, dude. Or doing software development.
If you have dyscal-chocula or whatever you said, that means you can't do a lot of math without getting a headache, right? Dude, you could be an underwater welder. They make TONS of money getting their organs scrambled and sucked into tubes for oil companies, and there's NO way to avoid it. I know a guy who's an underwater welder and he makes BANK if he lives the next day, dude. You GOTTA take the expensive college courses for underwater welding.
What do you mean neither of those sound ethical? Dude, what's so unethical about appealing to the fetish of the architects actively programming the Torment Nexus, or dying in horrific ways for ExxonMobil? You're being a total hippie right now, man.
Hey, you're doing HVAC, right? Dude!! You know the data centers polluting your water, and sucking up your electricity? The very thing that made you lose faith in God? They need HVAC jobs, right now, bro. That's gonna make you TONS of money when they destroy neighborhoods and families, and make everybody psychotic and think Mickey Mouse killed Charlie Kirk. Dude, you get a dollar every time someone generates a picture of a 9 year old in a bikini on the Internet, dude. It's far from ethical, but you live in America! There are no ethical jobs in this country!
Why are you pointing that gun at me, dude?